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[imaguk]

❛ because no amount of good is worth how terrible this feels. ❜

the gardens had become a place of welcomed solitary, acres of land spanning out far enough from the palace that if she deluded herself enough, she was anywhere but there. the chirping of the birds surveying the flowers and the turtleducks quacking over the shallow pond sufficed enough as distraction from the guards that stood in the near distance. she'd asked that they'd leave her alone. demanded when they'd only gone twenty feet apart. and threatened a breakdown until they were out of sight unless she squinted. she understood they were only doing their jobs, helmets withdrawn — presumably by the firelord's orders, something she'd noticed occurred in her presence.

it would have been a lie to say that she hated the second he appeared by her side, sitting beside her over the bridge where their feet dangled over the edge, just barely avoiding the water's surface. he was close enough that the edge of her robe brushed against his when she shifted in place, but far enough that she hoped he couldn't hear the pounding of her heart. she had no one else to let her anger out on since she'd been stationed in the palace, and he'd been on the receiving end of it more than she'd like. it wasn't smart, considering he was her only friend there. at least, the only one who was around enough.

“ we can't do anything about it. ” with a gentle wave of her hand, the pond's subtle current led one of the baby turtleducks away from the corner and towards the mother. “ complaining doesn't work. me blaming you doesn't work because i know you didn't plan for this. it feels immensely shitty but it doesn't matter. ” her eyes fluttered shut for a brief moment, allowing the sun's heat to embrace her face before she twisted slightly towards him, iridescents trailing over his features without much subtlety. “ i don't have enough room in me to be angry anymore. it's eating at me more than it is fueling me. i approved, at the end of the day. ”

[dogboymutual]

hi have some random things i've quoted that i could not explain the context of if i fucking tried

hey morpheus! come over here! i want you to experience TERRIBLE THINGS with me! *short, pained scream*

i know a thing or two about killing my own father

i am going to eat this ice cream with my tactical shovel

mfs be like nsfw (not safe for work) BITCH I'M UNEMPLOYED

OHH YEAHHH BabeY!!!!!! S W A G

"did you ever wear a condom?" "no, but i always had a gun"

to your surprise she is not a lesbian at all, but Ireland's Sweetheart Niall Horan who had mistakenly thought you were a cute twink!

flirting subtly with your crush. Shawty,

Kevin I'm Dying. Please Stop Beatboxing.

imagine: you and troy bolton are gay

pumped up kicks except it's not pumped up kicks and i eat a shoe box

*starts crying* *sees a motorcycle* *thinks* hmmmmmm *goes and hotwires it* *drives off*

my man matt gettin wild with the fanta

sonic how do i juju on that beat?

your nae nae privileges. hand 'em over

it is 3:54 hand me your ribosomes. "oh father please 5 more minutes"

li'l bastard travelling kit

yeehaw where all the antidepressants at pardner

what have you done to deserve your legs?

it's purple. i love purple. looks like a smushed grape.

sex not real. havnt seen it

yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street. i looked both "handsome" and "radiant." too bad i got hit by that car

i'm just a dad on the internet having a great time

physically, i think you're beautiful. mentally, i think you're a bitch.

who's a milky piggy? me! me! me!

OKIE DOKIE ARTICHOKE ME

i am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time.

"what is love?" who cares, i'm going to Cabo! whoo!!! i hate myself, i hate myself, i hate myself!

now i am the one who is bitch

i would never hurt a drug and i would never do a bro

no matter how deep a friendship is, it's really easy to end it quickly with a sledgehammer

can't stop, won't stop, might stop

having a great time being in immeasurable pain

i'm going to kick your children into the ocean

BUH BUH. BREASTKILLUH??????? YEET! heheheheheheheehe she DOIED.